Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 46th Edition

last SG · 2007-07-02T18:28:00+00:00

Let me ask you this: if an entire aussie rules football team decided to visit the resort would you like to be their mood manager? *presses laugh button*

littlestream SG

* in a husky tone *

thank you for calling the canadian prevention of abuse to bananas. for service in english, please press 1. for french, please press 2.

thank you. for customer service, please press 1. for complaints, please press 2. for chit chatting, please press 3.

we appreciate your call. please be patient while we re-direct your call.

merci

Mr. Green

laurence82 SG

Originally posted by littlestream:

* in a husky tone *

[b]thank you for calling the canadian prevention of abuse to bananas. for service in english, please press 1. for french, please press 2.

thank you. for customer service, please press 1. for complaints, please press 2. for chit chatting, please press 3.

we appreciate your call. please be patient while we re-direct your call.

merci

Mr. Green [/b]

press 1

then press 2

littlestream SG

* rep picks up phone *

harro.........ohayo-gozaimase. anata-wa ai si mi? complains-wa nani-ka? kyo-wa friday, holiday mood. dozo eh lay pai jia ka lai, ho seh boh?

taihen arigato gozaimase

* clicks *

laurence82 SG

Originally posted by littlestream:

* rep picks up phone *

[b]harro.........ohayo-gozaimase. anata-wa ai si mi? complains-wa nani-ka? kyo-wa friday, holiday mood. dozo eh lay pai jia ka lai, ho seh boh?

taihen arigato gozaimase

* clicks *[/b]

...................................

i will cancel my subscription

Mad Mad Mad

tare SG

presses av’s laugh button

laurence82 SG

informs godma’s boss of all happenings

the Bear SG

somehow i can imagine the line going to:

.. first you slice the bananas lengthwise into long slices, dip the banana into batter made from potato flour and beer, and put into a deep fryer of hot sunflower seed oil, cook until golden brown, and place on kitchen towels to drain.. and there you have it.. the easy way of making banana fritters.. thank you for calling banana abuse hotline.. we dedicate ourselves to abusing bananas..

av98m SG

Laughing

littlestream SG

* sends invoice totalling 3 years penalty payment *

the Bear SG

i'm going to be politically incorrect now...

how does one deal with a total and utter $*�^ who has a speech impediment?

well, yesterday i went on a site visit and had to meet with some mad woman who keeps bulldozing on even when things are unreasonable.. and worse, she keeps increasing her demands... (she has a great future as a terrorist negotiator)

"we cannot allow you to put a banner here because the banner blocks the CCTV"

and she says (at least that is what we think she said)

"the banner must be big so people can see"

we keep telling her that the banner cannot be there... and her reply is that there will be more than one banner!

worse, she's got a speech problem so she can't speak properly... i'm taking notes so i can't tell her to speak properly.. Mad

too bad my boss was there else i'd have said "which part of NO did you not understand?"

Mad

now i got to write informal notes for my boss to document this stupid meeting Mad

Ferret SG

Mad Mad Mad

the Bear SG

why so angry? Neutral

av98m SG

you mean she slurs her speech or what? Shocked

choco B SG

Get her supervisor or co-worker to attend discussions so that you can double-check what she said

av98m SG

Shocked Question

Ferret SG

woke up on wrong side of bed Rolling Eyes

the Bear SG

no.. it's as if she went for an operation and they messed up and sliced off her tongue or something...

everything comes out garbled and sound like urrrhhh..

littlestream SG

Embarassed

erm, share the joke ley Laughing

the Bear SG

there there...

i woke up in pain and it just got worse

choco B SG

Well they gave ladies night at the other club...

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